User:DaedalusHowell

I once knew a guy who complained about his ginormous electric bill due to a hydroponic farm built in his attic. It, of course, begged the question, "What are you growing?" I expected him to say "pot, duh," but instead he claimed to be growing tomatoes and invited me to see. It was true. They were amazing – in fact, scary – on par with "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" in terms of their threat to humankind. Thereafter, I vowed to devour as many vegetables as I could in an effort to save the world should one of these rust-red beauties become sentient. Your welcome.